parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

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Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

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cherry picking

virgin hunting, often achieved by going bar-hopping.

damn man, lets go to the club tonight, I haven't gone cherry picking in a while.

by oates October 1, 2007

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pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked

PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006

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The act of being a wanna-be pimp and a fake ass ghetto faggot, who thinks they've got game and spits the most worthless ignorant shit at your girl in the parking lot when your leaving the club. There is no such thing as parkin lot pimpin....only parkin lot gimpin.

yeah boy, i'm a be outside parking lot gimpin boy, i love this shit. "Wassup baby, where you goin tonight? Hey I'm just tryin to holla a little. you wanna sip of my hennessy? Hey, gimps need love too...god i hate myself!"

by robstheman March 13, 2007

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