Appalachain neti pot

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter

I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.

by Brutally honest March 28, 2015

chicken pot pie

when you eat while engaging in intercourse

i love to have chicken pot pie for dinner

by Jeremy-Chase May 24, 2008

Chicken Pot Pie

The act when a man preheats a woman's vagina to 450 degrees and then use a "jaws of life" to spread open the vagina only to place the chicken pot pie inside for the baking of a delectable treat. One can use a personal size chicken pot pie to do this act to a man.

So I Chicken Pot Pied my girlfriend last night, and then we donated the final product to the church as a tithe.

by Masonjar014 May 24, 2010

Mexican pot pie

When a male throws up on a female's vagina and then has vaginal intercourse.

I was eating her nasty pussy and it was so ronchy I throw up on it and decided to give her a Mexican pot pie.

by Cheechanator August 25, 2013

german stew pot

Sexual position. Common origins point to early 19th century when food was scarce and stew was popular. A German-Stew-Pot occurs when you fucking your girl friend from behind, popularly known as doggy-style, and the male farts into a can and holds it to the woman's nose as he orgasms. The woman typically snorts like a pig to add to the effect.

ricky: honeymoon was great, we had such a great time.
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!

by a_pecker_head October 11, 2017

Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot

“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”

by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021

unwrapping the flower pot

The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.

Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!

by malevolentmango September 12, 2016