Pocket

A term used to reference shoplifting without sounding super suspicious.

Guy 1: Where did you get that expensive bottle of Patron?
Guy 2: I pocketed it from the liquor store.

Guy 1: I really want that chocolate bar but i'm broke.
Guy 2: Just pocket it, it's only 85 cents.

by illuminati666satan3edgy5u June 13, 2016

dick pocket

n. 1. another name for pussy, 2. a jerk

Man, that guy is such a dick pocket.

by Susannah_ September 20, 2007

PocketWilly

Wanking
Having a bash
while in public places

Wanking In Class
Nate does it alot!!!

by joey boy! July 19, 2005

pocket hymen

When your pants come from the manufacturer with the pockets sewn shut.

I can't get my hands in my pocket because of this stupid pocket hymen.

by Hockey Monkey August 11, 2008

Pocket Hottie

A attractive girl who is short and well endowed.

Guy1: did you see that Pocket Hottie
Guy2: yeah she was really hot

by bobbyjack75 February 4, 2010

pocket time

this term is based off of "pocket change" and is used similarly but in reference to time rather than money.

if someone asked you if you could afford a new lexus you might reply, "pocket change, fool." so, if someone asked if you had enough time to run to wal-mart and pick up some toilet paper you could say, "pocket time" which would be synonymous with saying, "of course."

by s beskow March 9, 2010

Pocket Omelette

(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.

He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.

by gcrunk March 19, 2010