Winnie the Pooh party

A party where everyone only wears a t-shirt. No pants, no underwear, no socks...just a shirt. You could add to this and drink out of a 'Hunny' jar all night.

That Winnie the Pooh party last night was so liberating!

by nebtam January 7, 2010

party plates

liscence plates you have to use as punishment for a DUI/DWI. Usually they are red and yellow.

Billy Bob gets pulled over twice a week, just because he's got party plates.

by tommy5634 May 17, 2006

Party Ho

A group of women, kind of hot but mostly trashy. They tend to show up at most parties. They generally remain semi-single and are always a lock for getting laid provided enough booze or other influential substances, and they do travel in groups. They are not intellectually gifted, but some have been known to maintain respectable GPA’s in high school and college through a combination of non-academic coursework and "extra credit" administered to certain older male teachers. Famous Party Ho's include Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Kim Kardashian, and Britney Spears to name a few.

Evan: Dude, how was the party on Friday?
Frank: One of the Party Ho's got drunk and wrecked her Cavalier in my yard!
Evan: That sucks.
Frank: Yeah; but I did hook up with that Party Ho.

by Schlub91 March 23, 2009

Party Escort Submission Position

The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.

Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).

Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.

by CJ224 July 29, 2010

Panty Squirrel

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.

Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

hammer party

The act of beating someone to death with hammers.

From the 30 July 2003 Onion article "Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die"

"According to the exit cards, other popular methods of achieving Lopez and Affleck's on-screen demise included car bombs, multiple stab wounds, acid baths, rabid wolf attacks, lightning strikes, and, in one case, a "hammer party."

by Americus Symmes June 24, 2004

sub party

When one individual/several individuals grow weary of a party they presently attending; they may choose to create a "sub party" in order to make up for lack of entertainment of the former party. It is basically, a party within a party. Except, it is more exclusive to the superior partygoers, i.e, not everyone is invited. (which, ergo, may make the party more appealing to outsiders, which is a part of the formula for an amazing party. because everyone wants to be invited.)

In addition, members of the sub party have the ability to take (or steal) as much materials from the former party as they would like, in order to create an even more stable sub party. (i.e, booze, party hats, animals, whatever comes across as acceptable for the sub party and it's guest. The advantage of this, is it's cost. which is ultimately free. Awesome, right?)

Unimpressed Partygoer #1: "This party is losing my interest by the second."
Unimpressed Partygoer #2:"I agree, let's create a sub party."
Unimpressed Partygoer #1:"All right. I'll grab the booze, you the ladies, and met you on the second floor, room 118."
Unimpressed Partygoer #2: "Solid."

by Michelle Huntzberger October 13, 2008