fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.
Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
by brian48 September 29, 2006
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Squealing Fan

Lay on your back. Put a chick on your dick and have her put her legs behind her head, and hold her arms out to her sides squealing while you spin her.
"Hey bitch, I'm hot. Get on top of me, spin and scream like a squealing fan so I can cool off."

by Moneysh0t May 02, 2008
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Green Day fan

There are a few different types of fans as people have mentioned before.

The older fans: These are the fans who have listened to Green Day since their fist release. They like 39/Smooth and Kerplunk

Pre-American Idiot fans: Fans who love Green Day songs, before their album American Idiot. Dookie, Insomniac, Nimord, Warning

Radio Fans: These are the fans who only hear the "most popular" songs on the radio. These are "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" "Wake Me Up When September Ends"

All-Around Fan: These are the fans who might not have been around for Green Day back in early 90's. They like all of Green Day's work. They have some older stuff and newer stuff.
Tom: No One Knows and Dominated Love Slave off Kerplunk are the best

Alex: No, She and Brat are the best.

Mike: wat r u tlkin bout? green days best song is blvd brokn dreams, fo shizz. or 21guns, deff. (Radio)

Julia: *sigh* All of Green Days songs are the shit. My favorites are Paper Lanterns, 2000 Light Years Away, F.O.D, BrainStew/Jaded, Redundant, Waiting, Whatsername and 21 Guns. We all Green Day fans nontheless
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Salman Khan Fans

Salman Khan Fans are devotees of Salman Khan
Where do we find Salman Khan Fans?
A - All over the world
Where do we find SRK Fans?
A - At rikshaw stand
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Slipknot fan

A person that wants attention. This person is most likely a Little boy that will never have a girlfriend.
Henrik: wooow Slipknot is really good
Elias: woow i agree
Simon: fucking slipknot fan kermit soduko
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die-hard fan

A die-hard fan is somebody who is completely 100% obsessed with their favorite game, band, movie, etc. these people wait in long lines, in the blistering cold, just to bring home the new "thing" they are fans of.
Look at Matthew, over there. He's been waiting outside GameStop for 3 weeks, just to get the new Kingdom Hearts. He's such a savage die-hard fan.
by Savagematty September 23, 2015
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Fanning His Balls

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.
Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.
by Joey Paisan January 06, 2010
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