shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)

I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.

by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020

Punch someone with a striped shirt day

May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.

girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!

by XDragonLinus#420Koreangirls69X May 24, 2022

Shirt Stretcher

Bryce Steinmiller

Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!

Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher

I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher

by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.

"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."

by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010

church shirt

religious message on a t shirt.

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.

by justme62 February 28, 2015

t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"

Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.

by KingDiugh July 16, 2016