Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021

be nice to lexi day

you have to be nice to lexi all day

hey! it’s you have to be nice to lexi day so make sure your nice to her.

by user_191873 May 29, 2021

a nice breeze down there

Your dick is out and you feel air passing by it

Last night I felt a nice breeze down there

by gghahshdh June 5, 2017

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

How nice isn that?

When you have bad english as a german speaker and want to explain how nice something is.

"We get a new female colleague that look's hot" - "How nice isn that?"
"The customer just dropped a big order" - "How nice isn that?"

by Tramhapert November 24, 2022

it’s fucking nice out

when something fucking great is happening

Boys it’s fucking nice out!

by Advanced Wargasm November 19, 2017

Am Nice Guy

The Majority Of Last Heard Words.

Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.

Person 2 died in that dramatic twist

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 15, 2021