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Lavender Relationship

When two members of the LGBTQ+ community are in a romantic resembling but platonic relationship in order to fit into society.
“Trump got rid of gay marriage so Gene and I are going to be in lavender relationship.”
by Cv87 March 1, 2025
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Relationship

We don't have one. You're stealing from me and what you have stole is worth more than anything you can producing. My shortcomings aren't the reason you are not paying me. The reason you are not paying me is that the second you do, you stop being the thing you are claiming to be immediately. You want me to have to argue with myself (which I'm not) because after I get the credit I deserve you won't even be able to argue with YOUR-self. It will be undeniable that the idea that your wife is fucking you because you're the best man around is a delusion.
Hym "Was it Albert Camus who said 'The human is the only creature who refuses to be what he is?' This is you refusing to be what you are and me being obstructed from being what I am. I'm refusing to accept your worldview as legitimate (because it isn't. It's fallacious and solipsistic) while continue to delude yourself. We don't have a relationship. If the world improves it isn't going to be Alex's YouTube channel that does it. It's going to be the fact that HYM IAM figured out how to make a usable 'AI' and he did it with an audience."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
by il Alpha March 10, 2025
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Asynchronous relationship

When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.
My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.

I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
by ayab0t March 11, 2025
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