Romeo Capulet name

A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'

When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"

by Powerpasser December 15, 2017

clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!

by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020

Orel (girls name)

Definitely a shining star. Usually dark undertones but sparkles in the sun. And Orel usually is extremely goofy and knows how to stand up to people. Her giggly personality makes her stand out in a group of basic white girls and even her friend group. Orels know how to make a group chat fun and will block whoever pisses her off. SHE IS A GODDESS AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL HER OTHERWISE!!

This takes Orel (girls name) to a new level

by Sup_kids May 10, 2020

A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.

Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.

by Unknow_5 June 9, 2020

my name is doof

and you do what i say woop woop

my name is doof and you do what i say woop woop

by thephineasnferbfan2020 July 28, 2020

Same Name Theory

You are most likely ( well 85%) not being able to marry a person or wont love with their first letter of surname or English name, same with you.

Susannia Johnson most likely cant marry or won't like Sam Duthcerfiled. ( Same name theory)

by DefinationMan October 21, 2020

maias genderbend name

Marvin.

maias genderbend name
Person 1: Hey Marvin!
Maia: Hi!

by SiMamasita October 11, 2020