elon musk

motherfucker
asshole
bozo
deserves to be punched in the face 24/7

everyone knows elon musk is the shittyest motherfucker alive

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Elon Musketeer

A modern nerd who looks up to Elon Musk

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer

by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024

elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.

"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."

by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025

Elon Musk salute

The Elon Musk salute or the Musk salute is a variant of the Bellamy, Roman or Nazi salute that is invented by the South African businessman of the same name. The gesture may incorporate a hand wave, such as towards an existing or perceived audience, usually as an attempt to exaggerate low charisma or disguise the true nature of the salute.

Person A: Hey look, Elon's waving at us!
Person B: Nah, he's just doing the Elon Musk salute.

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025

The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.

In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.

by Numerati January 31, 2025

President Musk

The true and current leader of the United States as DJT is merely his puppet.

Person A: "Trump has issued a lot of executive orders since his inauguration last month."

Person B: "You must mean President Musk as Elon is running the show behind the scenes."

by Sun Chaser February 4, 2025