by buoyhouse August 21, 2022

by 🇮🇪👹😘 July 16, 2023

"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."
by Mr. Heubert March 28, 2023

by Dis lad December 17, 2019

by Cowrapist November 5, 2017

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
by theSeth May 21, 2019

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
by ajb123 May 4, 2024
