Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

by colt2131 July 16, 2022

Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

by mooosey April 19, 2023

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 22, 2020

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017

walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay

Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 06, 2017

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019