Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.
by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023

A massive open-world sandbox game where you can build literally anything you want, but everyone still insists on creating dicks for some reason.
"You up for some Minecraft?"
by Isaac Dicks February 6, 2021

by Bruhumcoolsicko January 16, 2023

the game where u scream, make minecraft dates, and troll ur friends till they rage and leave the game and threaten to punch u
by hallo_holay_broski October 26, 2019

A retarded app that suspended my account cause my name was curvedpp69 and I made (only one) Nazi house
by BananaBootyButt May 25, 2019

I hate Minecraft
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
