Michael

The sweetest of all guys, commitment and trust are his number one priority. Cute, kind, great personality are all him. Although he may get jealous easily, u an always reassure him with a kiss or maybe more, for easily forgiving is his middle name.

Perfecton michael

by MjG January 2, 2014

The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009

Michala

A fun, loyal, loveable but shy girl. Loves animals and they usually have an affinity with horses

'Oh, yeah Michala! I know her! She is such a fun person to be around!'

by Mercy Blake September 3, 2016

michigan

Ok, first of all... people who say, "oh it sucks and it's so boring i've been there a million times" I LIVE HERE IN MICHIGAN I THINK I WOULD KNOW A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN YOU. yeah.. it's boring.. but there arent "just cornfields" beleive it or not, there ARE beaches here... and sometimes it gets up to 100 degrees. It's NICE having 4 seasons... at least it's not just hot weather... im sorry.. but if i had to wake up christmas morning and not see snow... it wouldn't even feel like christmas. all im saying.. is that when all everyones saying is that there's ONLY cornfields and it's only BORING... that's not the truth, so if you don't even live here... and your saying stuff like that, then you can shut the fuck up, because the only people who REALLY know about michigan are the ones who LIVE here.

person from california: OH EM GEE!! eeew michigan... all they have is cornfields!!!!

person from michigan: shut the fuck up you dumb bitch.

by Kaaaaaaatie July 24, 2006

Micheal Myers

Fictional psychopathic mass murderer appearing in the "Halloween" film series. Was reputed to have killed his teenage sister at the age of six then spent the years after in a state mental hospital. Has escaped custody many times, usually on Halloween Eve, (Oct. 30th), and often returns to his hometown Haddonfield, IL. Myers' sole quest seems to be the murder,(sacrifice?), of his last living blood relatives, specifically his younger sister Laurie Strode. Will kill anyone and everyone who either crosses his path or attempts to stop him. Myers is almost always clad in work boots, mechanic's coveralls and a white rubber Halloween mask that bares a striking resemblance to Captain Kirk. Has been known to use an assortment of weapons to kill his victims but seems to favor large butcher knives. Myers has been stabbed, shot, run down by motor vehicles, beaten with blunt objects, and nearly incinerated in a hospital fire. However all efforts to kill him have been unsuccessful. Does not speak and usually is very robotic in his movements. Also known as "The Shape" in "Halloween" and "Halloween II".

"Bill and I are going to a Halloween party. He's going dressed as Micheal Myers."

by zombie_carnage September 24, 2008

Monroe, Michigan

A place where Oxycontin is as commonly used as toothbrushes, every girl has at least one kid out of wedlock before her 21st birthday and where people who have a 'nice' double wide think that they've really made it in life.

Person 1: "I live in Monroe, Michigan"
Person 2: "Wow, I'm really sorry for you"

by Stingerloot May 19, 2008

Michael Vick

A running back for the Atlanta Falcons.

Michael Vick lines up in the wrong spot, he is really a running back.

by TheBest May 13, 2005