Teresa May

She my be a twat but she is DEFINITELY better than Boris Johnson.

The UK: Hey is that Teresa May?
Yes. It is.

The UK: I wish she were still prime minister. Boris Johnson is clueless. The geezer hasn't got a clue what he's doing..

by CancelBorisJohnson April 29, 2021

May third

may 3rd crying all day cause you deserve it day

Dude may thirds gonna be lit

by Dazai.jpeg April 30, 2021

May 2

National post all sort of shit about your friends day.

Hey what's the day today?

MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2

by MOCHA._.Latte May 2, 2021

May 30

Paint nails day

Let’s go on may 30

by Apple fall from tree 69420 May 3, 2021

may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day

what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!

by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021

May 11

May 11 is national give your gf/bf your hoodie day

Hey it’s may 11 , can I have your hoodie

by Anonymous 089 May 9, 2021

May 11

If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021