matthew fischer

fagget tall kid who is really scrawny and loves little ugly asian girls super homo

Dude: he hooked up with all those ugly chicks

Other Dude: yea he's such a matthew fischer

by Robert Swann April 23, 2011

paige matthews

Paige Matthews is a character in Charmed.

Paige Matthews Charmed

by CharlotteKane July 29, 2006

Hurricane Matthew

A punk ass hurricane that won't hit NC.

Such a Hurricane Matthew, it won't even hit us.

by Strawberry Milk ;) October 7, 2016

Matthew Volwes

A massive twat face motherfucker who has no friends

Matt is a twat
Matthew Volwes is the biggest gay boy ever

by William Barber Starkey May 28, 2011

matthew blue

A sexy kid with brown eyes and dirty blonde hair. He will make any girl smile when he's funny.

Girl OMG You're so sexy Matthew Blue

by ZanderisgayEmma August 14, 2017

Matthew Low

gay fag who has a poop fetish and loves a girl named Molly Hay. Also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his dick but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matthew Low?
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit

by LilCheekinGarrett January 9, 2018

matthew roberts

sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."

"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."

by oscarheath1 March 24, 2017