magic mike fingers

What goes up your cooter.

Magic mike fingers goin' up your COOTER!!

by Robert Sux March 01, 2016

magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

by [e-mail] December 04, 2007

Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.

Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.

by barfstormman December 30, 2010

Kraut Space Magic

A term used by many in the gun community to describe the absurd feats achieved historically by many gun engineers of German speaking countries of origin. Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries German weaponry has often been the pinnacle of weapon design despite often being notoriously complex.

Person 1: How did those Germans manage to develop such a crazy gun like the G11?
Person 2: Kraut Space Magic

by Jafaturd July 07, 2021

magical fruit tree

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.

i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great

by yeeticus deleticus September 10, 2019

Magical Flying Llamacorn

A llama with extremely powerful powers, it comes form the land of terraberthia. They are the rulers of terraberthia and can bend time and space.

Chase, did you just see that Magical Flying Llamacorn fly away!

by Sioui Mejuo April 27, 2011

Main Street Magic

1. pr.n. A group of young musicians, popular in the early 1980's, characterized by their outlandish poly/sequinned costumes, feminine dancing and their use of the medley format to squeeze as many songs as possible into a short time frame. Also known for using funk/fusion horn lines in basic country songs. Generally considered to be ahead of their time.|| MSM, MainStreetMagic.
2. n. A back alley B.J.

"Yo man, Main Street Magic can rock it deep in da funk pocket fo' a bunch a punk-ass bitches, now Ima go git me some real Main Street Magic!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005