Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.

Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"

by Rahj January 20, 2008

Mary Miles

Awesome, loving, tall girl.
Very creative. Everyone she passes loves her and wants to get to know her.
She has a very unique beautiful glow that everyone sees in her. Unfortunetly she doesnt see that beauty in herself. But it is definatley there.
On the other hand she is very horny.
She likes to hang with many different guys.

Sexy is her middle name.
Defiantly a sex addict.

Mary Miles, you are so pretty.
Aww. Thanks.

by santadamnclaus December 26, 2011

Grand Milf Tarkin

The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.

Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin

by Acl_328 April 30, 2016

dog milf

A mother of dogs who you want to fuck

Yo Kipperzz is hot as fuck, def a dog milf

by oop215 September 4, 2021

Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians

Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her

by Tarry66 January 14, 2020

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

MILF

‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.

by pwvl January 21, 2011