A shithole of a middle school that is located in the 4 deepest circles of hell, Lewisberry, Goldsboro/Etters, and New Cumberland.
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
by anonymous December 8, 2022
Get the Crossroads Middle School mug.a broke school that has so many emo and country kids. Everyone at this school needs a therapist ASAP. The teachers are shit and they all look like they’re on crack. This school needs help!!!! Oh, and we can’t talk about the disgusting ass bathrooms here. The kids go there to vape and we are too poor to afford the damages that the high ass kids make
This kid goes to Nolan Middle School? He must be a drug addict!
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.
by Nolan middle sucks February 16, 2022
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Proper english doenst exist in the school, replaced by the local slang like man how man like....
Pupils kill time by harassing crap english teachers, rioting around hairdressers, setting fire to gas taps, singing advert jingles in class and just generally being better than hirst park.
The year 8 pupils of 2011 are infamous throughout northumberland, striking fear into the hearts of sub teachers and residents of the neighboring bothal cottages. When they aren't at bothal they're most likely out smoking, getting pissed and giving the finger to the rest of the 'civil' world. lol.
Proper english doenst exist in the school, replaced by the local slang like man how man like....
Pupils kill time by harassing crap english teachers, rioting around hairdressers, setting fire to gas taps, singing advert jingles in class and just generally being better than hirst park.
The year 8 pupils of 2011 are infamous throughout northumberland, striking fear into the hearts of sub teachers and residents of the neighboring bothal cottages. When they aren't at bothal they're most likely out smoking, getting pissed and giving the finger to the rest of the 'civil' world. lol.
An average conversation between two bothal middle school pupils:
Bothal 1: How man, wanna gan get pissed aver at my hoose?
Bothal pupil 2: Alreet. Ya want a tab?
Bothal pupil 1: Aye like *takes cigarette*
Hirst park pupil: ...Wa? *scratches arse*
Bothal 1: How man, wanna gan get pissed aver at my hoose?
Bothal pupil 2: Alreet. Ya want a tab?
Bothal pupil 1: Aye like *takes cigarette*
Hirst park pupil: ...Wa? *scratches arse*
by zilerobma April 23, 2011
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by Hoezmad May 31, 2019
Get the Unis Middle School mug.the coleman cobras are beast. everyone hates the wilson middle school puppies ( bulldogs) we all go get icecream after school then go to the community pool cuz we r just that awesome. and in pe we'll just walk arround doing nothing and still get As because we are just that popular. we hate 6th graders they are annoying and nobody can beat colemans graduateing class of 2011. coleman is great with our crappy pizza sticks and yummy chicken. our musical thetre program sucks ask anybody. our band is fabu but our strings teacher is a pervert control freak
by southtampagurl1 November 26, 2011
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Arabic Refugee: I lost everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.
Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.
Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!
by Inspector Sock March 15, 2019
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