Luke

A man who's good a Clash Royale but nothing else. He has really bad writing and really long hair. When he cuts his hair he looks so different you don't recognize him. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes.

Wow Luke, how do you read your writing?

by abc123987zxy July 15, 2017

Luke

To be super duper popular and frothed upon by girls from Kilvington Grammar

OMG you're such a demon on snapchat, chatting up all my mates, you're such a Luke!!!

by K33ly August 27, 2017

luke

an edgy high school kid who has normie memes. lmao this is for you kiddo

"Luke is a normie"

by FrostyChocolat3Milkshakes September 25, 2017

Luke

A man with autism, an acne covered dick and body, tends to be attracted to feminists and women younger than him.

You know that Luke guy, he is such an autistic bitch.

by Semen licker December 10, 2017

Luke

A person with many spots all over their body with an incredibly bad sense of fashion

"Look at that boy with 3000 zits and that horrible yellow puffer, his name must be Luke"

by Nacrashtaymarayoona May 4, 2018

Luke

A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.

“Luke is a right tail jockey”

by Beaneyman May 18, 2018

Luke

He is mean and against women. He’s v far up his own ass because he believes getting kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth.

Person 1: Ugh that guy is sexist
Me: That must be a Luke

by jew01117228832 June 8, 2018