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Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.
"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"
by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025
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Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always
I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious
by Nicozia April 10, 2025
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god log

The dog took a god log on the front yard.
by gdawgW March 19, 2016
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Log bait

Log bait is one of the best decks in Clash Royale if you play decks like golem decks e giant decks and ebarbs rage and lumberloon or mega knight go die in a ditch your just bad but back to log bait people that use it is just good at the game with actual skill
This deck is mainly used by chads. This deck is mainly used in high ladder and mid ladder in the famous game Clash Royale just remember to use log bait to win games.
by RION March 6, 2022
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Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.
Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!
by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018
mugGet the Log Legsmug.

ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you
(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"
by Blazingscout April 12, 2014
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Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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