Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.
by Acollectionofpeople October 12, 2009
a sometimes euphemistic term used to describe one of two people of the same sex who are in a commited, longterm, co-habitational relationship, and who are often presumed to be lovers.
by dagger_grrl October 03, 2004
Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.
"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."
"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
by kariusvega November 15, 2011
v. The gentleman, who may or may not be from Long Island, whilst nude, lowers his balls into a prepared chalice of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) of any chosen variety (i.e. Cool Mint) and then places said balls into the open mouth of a willing participant who then gargles, relishing in the refreshing sensation.
Linda's mouth was feeling not-so-fresh after eating at that Italian restaurant, so Jim lovingly gave her a Long Island Dip in the back of his car.
by zombieprom July 08, 2013
A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest
by Jordan0517 February 21, 2010
A Long-Shot-Louis is someone, when playing the sport football, always takes shots from far out range.
by Nico Docherty March 03, 2008
An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties
1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars
1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars
by Derkalerk November 24, 2006