The kind of woman who bakes your heart stop (not like a heart attack) and makes you catch your breath (not an asthma attack either). She is all kind of awesome.
Wow, Lauren made my heart stop. But I’m not dead.
Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!
Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!
by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022
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Get the Lauren Comeaux mug.Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren”
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Get the Lauren mug.the most super cool couple to EVER exist, both have the coolest dances and a secret handshake using their tongues. ppl WANT to be them but they could neva. Lauren and Nicks pop squats on top of old dudes cars
god look at lauren and nick over there-
they’re both so fine
exactly they meant for each other
nicks butt b bouncin too
ay stop looking
they’re both so fine
exactly they meant for each other
nicks butt b bouncin too
ay stop looking
by Lucas Calastein May 9, 2022
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"What is the quotient rule?"
Usually Asian, Has a problem with paying for things.
Watch your magnets.
"What is the quotient rule?"
Usually Asian, Has a problem with paying for things.
Watch your magnets.
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Get the Lauren mug.my lauren is the weirdest person i’ve ever met but she’s so fun to be around!! she has the coolest clothes and gets described as an emo all the time despite not being one! she loves tats and piercings and has the coolest music taste. she can’t spell for shit and her adhd is off balance with the rest of her. she loves baggy tees and true crime and loves to chill in bed.
her favourite place to be is at a concert and her favourite food is garlic bread!
you’re the coolest person i know loz
her favourite place to be is at a concert and her favourite food is garlic bread!
you’re the coolest person i know loz
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