Keys without the E

A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.

Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.

by Mr. Clean's side chick December 17, 2023

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Angel Jose Roble's Anime Music Video Profile Holds The Key Of Dragon Ball GT

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

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Boo boo keys

A type of sex toy used in A.B.D. play. Used to stimulate the prostate but shaped like children's key toys.

Oh hey mark, have you tried using boo boo keys before? Their all the rage and my daddy uses them on me daily!

by Canadian03 April 11, 2022

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prop key

A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)

Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."

by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011

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