4th of july

The day you're allowed to shoot fireworks at your mom and not get in trouble for it.

Bob - Happy 4th of july
Bob - *Lights bottlerocket, waits for the fuse to be short, aim at mom.*
Bob - WATCH OUT
Mom - ladddy daah
Bottle rocket - BOOOOOOOOOOM
Mom - *Runs in the same spot screaming*
Bob - MUST OF BEEN THE WIND

by Dani3lBr00tality June 11, 2008

July 6th

Most likely issa cute boy that everyone scared to admit their feelings to and he was born on ofc July 6th (.) 💕

He's cute don't tell him I told you .
His birthday must be July 6th

by 4kt4kt4kt October 21, 2019

July 16

A day which reminds us we are about a month from highschool. For the athletes we should be starting workouts now or before. To everyone else: get fucked.

Chad: bro its july 16
Grass Fairy: shit I got to start running again

by Payton Gibson July 9, 2019

1. July

Switzerland National get your dick sucked day

It's 1. July you have to suck my dick.

by Nastyboinathan June 29, 2020

4th of july

It's when illegal Mexican invaders set off illegal Chinese fireworks to celebrate America's alleged freedom.

The 4th of july is a fraud to say the least.

by freedom is dead as a dead cat December 28, 2005

14 July

total imbeciles day!
they get away with all the dirty ass work but end up in prison

yes 14 July doesn't make sense, better leave this day alone

by pessimistic bitch November 22, 2021

July 15

National wear pink day :) :)

Zay:Wow everyone is wearing pink today gigi:oh I forgot to tell you july 15 is national wear pink day

by Hi im Gionna July 11, 2020