by Old handle boi November 6, 2019
Get the Ben Cade Johnsonmug. Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
by truthdefintion November 1, 2018
Get the Colby Bobby Johnsonmug. I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.
by Chefondvd April 26, 2019
Get the Magic Johnson Virusmug. Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.
After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.
Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017
Get the Hobos Green Johnsonmug. by Aslegue87 July 30, 2022
Get the William Richard Johnsonmug. by Cardiac Johnson August 22, 2023
Get the yerkin my johnsonmug. The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021
Get the Jason Jackson Johnsonmug.