Retard Juice

Another name for Diet Coke

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.

by ghost towne May 7, 2021

Juiced Springsteen

Drinking too much so that you can't remember the lines to The Boss' greatest hits.

Simanto: I really can't sing Thunder Road after 2 century clubs, way to juiced springsteen.
GWAR: Ya man, I had a vodka and cran and I'm hooped on nipple shwa.
Simanto: Maybe we should break-up.

by lord_gold October 12, 2008

Juice Joint

Marijuana cigarette which has been laced with crack.

Terrick: Hey Marcos .. do u want to hit this shit or not?!

Marcos: Nah man. I never fuck with Juice Joints.

by MoonCricket August 23, 2005

willy juice

spunk, semen, jizz, goober - obvious, innit?

get willy juice in your girl's minge and she'll get pregnant, innit

by schnecke September 14, 2008

ejaculatory juice

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

by keggs December 28, 2005

wank juice

the product of when you wank off

dammit jim! you didn't wash your wank juice off the ceiling!

by Haleth August 27, 2006

Trap Juice

An inside joke that originated in the Trans TikTok community that refers to Cum.

"I didn't take my estrogen so he could taste my Trap Juice"

by HasanSimp69 October 6, 2021