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Isaac

sum guy with a really huge dick and will the fuck the shit out of you,
black
“yo, tell me sum bout isaac”
“he will prolly dick u down on sum thug shit
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Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.

Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.

Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.
“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”

“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."

“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.

One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.

“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."

"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.

"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."

"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.

Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.

Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
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Isaac

Minecraft steve looking lad who gets grade 3s in history
That Pharoah kid is such an Isaac
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Isaac coolman

i got big isaac coolman
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Isaac

The Isaac I know is very docile and sweet. He cares about everybody around him. His big heart is most of the time the reason for others to keep going.

He is really very caring and will do his best to help you out. He is literally the defination of one of the kind. If he loves you then consider yourself lucky for he will protect, attack and fight back for you. He will always strive to do his best and never give up on things just yet. He is really very funny, makes a lot of inside jokes and is ridiculously horny. He is loyal. He loves cats and ducks!! Loves playing his guitar and is the so called weeb. He lives for music, has a voice of an angel and sings effortlessly.
He will never hesitate to try new things.

He is the most amazing and perfect guy you will ever meet.

In a relationship with him? Then you are one lucky girl. He will love you unconditionally. He will never dare to disappoint you. He is insanely romantic, hot and sexy. He loves to go on dates or do anything involving his partner being around. Star gazing, movie nights, cooking together, travelling, painting, singing, slow dancing in the dark, cuddling or even running in a beautiful garden, sign him up!! He'll enjoy it all!!

Truly one of a kind.. i love him..
Me: Dude, You do know that you have a beautiful soul right??

Isaac: Aww.. Thank you so much. You are the most beautiful person i've ever known.. from the inside out. I hope you know that as well.

Me: *melts in like ice
by GIngeR_ale_1606 August 4, 2023
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Isaacism

Isaacism is a mental disease where you eat uncontrollably and get extremely overweight with diabetes. It also makes you have a phobia of vegetables.
I feel bad for that guy, he has Isaacism.
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