The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

Shopping Cart Challenge

This is when u get in a shopping cart and do fortnite dances while someone pushes you

You should do the Shopping Cart Challenge

by Arnaldi1001 August 8, 2018

that boy wreck shop

Where someone does something that beats someone or something

Someone beats another person (basketball, ect..), that boy wreck shop. Or where someone dises someone like yo mama or talks about them, they wrecked shop on them fools. (you say that boy wreck shop after they dis the person or beat them at something)

by C.J. McDougal December 29, 2007

clean up shop

a cocaine addict who sniffs up the cocaine that drops on the floor in a drug shop so it doesn’t fall into the hands of the police

“Bro wanna hangout?
“Bro I can’t I have to clean up shop”

by yamomhaha April 8, 2022

noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018

grudge shopping

Shopping when you are mad at your man and want to get back at him. Spending his money when you're mad.

My man ticked me off so I went and did some serious grudge shopping to get back at him. He will think twice before doing it again.

by grudgemomma May 22, 2011

Still Shopping Saturday

The Saturday after Black Friday

I missed all the sales on Black Friday but, I am hoping to get some good deals on Still Shopping Saturday.

by Paty'sMommy November 16, 2011