Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.

Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.

by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022

Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.

"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."

by Duckydicko August 25, 2021

Italian backwash

The act of ejaculating on your partner and then getting some wet or dry pasta and smearing it with your penis

Vito said he's going to get Marcella an Italian Backwash

by Aydyn February 26, 2017

Italian Coke

Italian Coke: Lined up Parmesan Cheese made to look like Cocaine.

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.

by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023

Italian Wedding

Male-male anal sex.

Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?

by toastingsubs May 11, 2011

Italian Churro

When you do anal and pull out to a thick coating of poo on your cock

"Dude, why'd you call me at 3am last night?"
"Stacy gave me a nasty Italian Churro and I needed counseling."
"Shit, man."
"You're telling me."

by AsepticNecrosis May 21, 2018

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023