Penis Docking

When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.

Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.

by Lazzareth April 23, 2015

penis wrinkle

a way to insult someone to the lowest degree

Shut up you damn penis wrinkle

by Jesse Denning October 24, 2003

Penis Artist

Someone who continuosly draws penises on other peoples shit.

if your buddy has like a notebook or a paper or something, when he turns around, draw a quick penis on it. keep it small or draw it huge. dont limit your detail. if you have time, add pubes and veigns.

PS dont limit yourself to notebooks and paper. Piss people off by drawing dicks on their books, backpacks, desks, clothes, and even their own bodys.

by Spencer Mahan June 9, 2005

Penis Peeker

One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.

I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.

by Spence da Peek December 9, 2006

Penis Patriot

A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.

Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot

by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019

penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.

She was eating my Penis meat all night long.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018

penis polisher

Someone who cleans off the cum on a dick

Elijah is a penis polisher

by eandh2016 October 25, 2012