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Whacky Hacker

A Wacky Hacker is someone who hacks into their Mom or Dad's pornography accounts, and watches their favorited videos while thinking about the family dog
Honey.. I think our Son is a Whacky Hacker...
by GravyWhomIsBrown November 22, 2025
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Cate Hackers

Cate Hackers mean Hate Crackers

meaning you hate white people
by I HATE WWITE PEOPLE November 25, 2025
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Fact Hecker

A willingly biased operative who is paid to label actual facts as "disinformation" and demand that nobody dare use Critical Thinking to question the approved Settled Science narrative du jour.

Alternately, a willingly biased operative who is paid to label disinformation as "factual" and demand that nobody dare use Critical Thinking to question the approved Settled Science narrative du jour.
The Fact Hecker confirmed that CNN is indeed America's most trusted news source.
by Time Travelling Duck January 7, 2026
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Flip-Flop Hickey

when breaking in new flip-flops, and the top part where it makes a "V" rubs against the top of your foot thus giving u a hickey in the top of your foot
"u've got somethign on your foot there"

"nah just my flip-flop hickey"
by kiddo19 April 14, 2009
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Devil's Hickey

When shot in the neck by a paintball gun and a welt shows.
Damn this Devil's Hickey hurts like a female dog.
by paintballurr July 16, 2011
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phillip henry hacker iv

phillip henry hacker the fourth was an ancient prussian king who changed the national religion to that of the ancient Greeks. many historians this action to the downfall of the prussian empire. On the positive side, this man was said to have enjoyed an early version of {volleyball} that died out before its hawaiian counterpart gained familiarity.

used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports
Tony: YO, did you see that the new kid carries a bible?
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.
by thesigman May 16, 2018
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Throat Box Hickey

When your partner is trying to suck your larynx out your throat a little too hard
Jimmy gave me a throat box hickey and it hurt
by Hurricanebrianna November 16, 2019
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