Hey Baldhead

a term of endearment meaning a person with liddle short ass hair; meeklee customers

Hey Baldhead cant come back; Hey Baldhead blocked ; Hey Baldhead hair shorter than a mustache; Hey Baldhead hair invisible like Invisalign

by Lee meek August 6, 2022

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flash hey

Flash hey can also be referred to as a dry text to start a conversation. It would consist of just "hey" and nothing else. This is utilized by someone who is feeling sassy or annoyed with the other person. They want to talk to them but at the same time they are bothered that the other person did not initiate first.

Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2: "No need for the flash hey, I've been busy"

by queenofsass13 January 16, 2017

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hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it

He's a fool

Hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it!

by A Communist Soldier October 13, 2021

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Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.

Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

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