hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021

hairy nipple

a veryy very hairy spot on your body :)

girl: WOAH his nipple is so hairy!
girl 2: Ikr i love it!
girl: hairy nipple all the wayyy

by johnnyester February 19, 2019

Hairy Mongrel

When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.

That guy has a hairy mongrel.

by Now What October 17, 2019

hairy potta

When a woman has a insanely hairy muff that is the size of a pot holder. Women with this affliction often have the appearance of smuggling guinea pigs in their wears.

"Hey you porked Cindy right ? Holy shit, you see the hairy potta on that whore ? It took me 5 minutes to find her gash !"

by corn porn January 26, 2016

hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.

Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.

by jimmybomm August 09, 2020