Screw you guys, I'm going home

The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.

Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

by Zuri_Smiler June 21, 2023

sliding into home headfirst

performing oral sex

Joe had such a great time - all night he was sliding into home headfirst.

by CrazyFrasie! May 28, 2011

Don't try this at home

Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.

Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.

by octopod July 11, 2004

go home

A term used to mean "get lost you n00b" rather than the very literal "return to the place of your residence"

Mom: Look at this adorable sweater! *shows sweater obviously created in the very pits of hell itself*
Me: Mom, go home.

by stormiixx December 28, 2008

lights are on but nobody is home

Used when describing a person who is not all there mentally, that is inept socially etc, or appears to be a bit thick. Struggles to fit into normal society, and subsequently rejected and described to people as a bit slow.
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."

What if we asked Dudley if he knows?
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.

I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.

by jamie_ledge July 19, 2006

Driving it Home

1. Initiator places fist outwards palm down

2. Partner places fist beneath initiators 6-12 inches palm up.

3. Both participants rotate each others fist as they would driving a Porshe, Maserati, or Mini Cooper.
Clockwise rotation for the initiator.
Counter Clockwise rotation for the partner until they trade positions(see steps 1 and 2).

4. Whilst doing step #3 both participants must make a crescendoing "whoop" that concludes with the finish.

Seth: Yo dude, we be two totally awesome dudes!
Doug: Hells yeah we be! (Iniciates Driving it Home)
Seth and Doug: whOOP!
Seth: Boy bro, we bees too cool fo' life!
Doug: My dog be illin...NOT!!
Seth: HAHA LOL! Oh Doug, you is a character!

by Viper: Chief Super Human Resources Officer September 8, 2006

No Way Home

The third MCU Spider-Man movie which features Tom's Spider-Man, Tobey's Spider-Man, Andrew's Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Charlie Cox's Matt Murdock, J.K. Simmons' Jameson, Alfred Molina's Doctor Octopus, Jamie Foxx's Electro, and every other character that has ever existed. Directed by the GOAT Jon Watts.

Peter: Hey, which Spider-Man movie is the best out of all of them?

Matt: It's not even Released yet, but No Way Home is Already the best Spider-Man movie.

Peter: Ong Bruh!

by Daily MCU April 20, 2021