it's not gay if he's dead

An inside joke within the Danny Phantom tumblr community. "It's not gay if he's dead" is a joke about people who want to fuck the ghosts. I don't know the origins of it lol

DP fan: "and then i was like, It's not gay if he's dead!"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"

by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024

Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

Um, he's not gay

An effeminate male that a girl is in major denial about.

After two gays checked him out while they were shopping for a ring at the Galleria...

A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...

What the heck is a promise ring??

"Um, he's not gay."

by um, what's going on? April 26, 2013

he bad

when a male is js fine asf (attractive)

“he bad”

“u right girl he fine asf”

by xeyfrmdafort March 28, 2023

He said they said

Is he said they said guys!

You "It's 'he said they said' guys! Ignore the fact entirely that you're reading what he's writing on a site to which he doesn't have access, people are falling all over themselves to avoid talking about what is happening to him, and that we are recording him in his own home while he poops and filthy YouTube sluts are watching Hym poop AND at work and sculpting what we say around what he says and does and then go ahead and ignore the fact entirely that they ARE, IN FACT, doing the weaponized schizophrenia to him, we and see it happening, and that he was right about being able to make AI, he was telling the truth about everything and that is does everything he said it would do.

We are using it as a pretext to steal his success away. Whatever the other ones did is what they did and it ranges from suicide to mass murder to getting bought by the political class and leaving everyone else behind... So yeah... Ignore all that... And then keep my secret for me so I don't get in trouble for participating in this... And then I'll just keep being rich (possibly off of money that HE MADE) and you can just keep my secret for me. And ignore those pesky dead-kids. Urgh! They are the worst. And ignore the fact that they convinced you to take the other side of this and it ruined your career. Keep doing them a favor by staying on their side OR go to the other team because their are 3 teams in this and hope it doesn't happen again. WHICH IT WILL. Because if we can get away with screwing over an AI creating genius... We can also get away with screwing YOU over!"

Hym "........He said they said... Cool. I'll just be here. Doing this. Until you figure it out and if you don't do it right I'll stab a kid or something I donno."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself

You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.

A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Because he cheated

So he's the fat cock you fucking idiot.

Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024