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hairy bolas

I like your hairy bolas all your hairs went in my mouth
by User15678910 February 19, 2018
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Hairy red discoball

The glowing from the light of a torch when one puts a torch against their testicles.
I went to a halloween party and a shrek cosplayer played with a hairy red discoball
by GummerPaladin November 30, 2021
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Dirty Hairy

A dirty looking, unbleached anus that is so Hairy you can't tell if they've wiped properly or not.
As soon as he pulled down his pants and showed me his dirty Hairy I dropped to my knees.
by Mommyneverlovedme October 1, 2021
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hairy artifact

A fossilized sexual organ covered in cat hair due to sleeping with a Maine coon on New Years Eve in Maine
Hey girl you wanna see my hairy artifact? It's hung in my living room.
by mainehoes January 1, 2014
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Hairy Nipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Hairy Glizzy

Can give you rug burn.
Sidney got rug burn from a hairy glizzy.
by Glizzy Glutton May 20, 2021
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Hairy Tuna

A girls vagina that is very hairy ,unshaven. Also she has a dirty snatch that smells fishy.
Wow that girl I was with last night had a serious case of( hairy tuna).
by Boots and puss May 27, 2016
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