Garden City

Garden City is a town in Western Long Island filled with preps that think they are black. the average high schools kid ipod(and yes, everyone has an ipod...no exceptions)is filled with 50 cent, kanye west, and usually some form of gangsta rap. the kids are incredibly rich and annoying with exceptions. there are some really cool and down to earth normal kids in the town who have been RAISED RIGHT. the main problem in this town is that parents dont raise their kids right. parents let their kids stay out all night when they are 13 years old, and then dont discipline them when they come home drunk and high. However, there are kids in this godforsaken town who are genuine people who are actually going somewhere on their own , not just because of their last name or inheritance. But these are few exceptions because the entire town is filled with two-faced, snobby, annoying kids. And another thing that pisses me off, everyone says that gc is a Roman-Catholic town which is true but probably less than 15 percent of this town actually observes their faith on days other than Christmas and Easter. The point of this tirade is, gc is filled with snobs for kids, and adults who are not good people. But there are exceptions so just open your eyes.

gc child: (to mother) mommy, why is that man mowing his own lawn? Is he poor?

gc mother: He probably is and shouldnt be living in Garden City.

by embarassed gc kid March 22, 2008

Gravenstede

A gravenstede is when you get a little bit of pre cum on the outside of a condom and you get a girl pregnant with it

John; Hello Graham
Graham; Hello John
John; I am in big trouble, 9 months ago i got some pre cum on the outside of my small size johnny and now Mindy is Pregnant!
Graham; Oh dear, you did a gravenstede. thats terrible.

by hillary clinton the third April 20, 2009

bad grades

To say someone (usually female) has bad grades is a euphemism for saying they have large breasts. For instance, a girl with D's (really bad grades) has really big breasts. You can say the worse the grades someone has, the bigger their breasts.

Did you see the new girls in English class, she had really bad grades!

I've never seen someone with such bad grades!

Have you seen Jessica lately? Her grades have been getting worse and worse.

by PamAnders May 26, 2011

grades before raids

What you say to someone when they skip school or neglect their homework to play World of Warcraft.

Emmett: Wow, Jake went home at lunch to play wow. And we have a math test this afternoon

Kyle: Seriously? Omg! Grades before raids

by Kurtems June 9, 2010

Garden Porn

Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.

Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.

by Captn Jax Macky April 13, 2011

Grade 8 drunk

The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.

Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."

by baltic2009 September 25, 2011

Cypress Gardens

Pretty much the only thing that puts Winter Haven on the map.

A Failure of an Adventure park that was bought out(again) and had a Lego Land built in its place.

Cypress Gardens?.... Oh! You mean Lego Land?

by Xak92 June 22, 2011