A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
Get the balloon goon mug.When you piss in a girl during sex. Then eat her out until she cums then squirts it back into your mouth. Re-creating the action of drinking from a goon bag.
Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.
by Aussie Jesus June 18, 2021
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Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.
Dan: What a faggot
Dan: What a faggot
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Get the Big Goon mug.Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”
Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”
Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 5, 2024
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