Das Gooser

the most awesomest rocket ever seen on the face of this earth

by One of Das Gooser's creaters April 8, 2003

Reject Gooseblob

A person (generally a girl) who is first and foremost a reject.
Secondly, their heels do not touch the floor, resulting in them walking on tiptoes (which is very annoying). They are also incapable of walking down the stairs in a proper manner.
Due to their ridiculous apperance, they have recieved the name "gooseblob", especially since they are not the skinnisest species in the world.
Finally, they have the annoying habit of putting their hands on their hips and shoving out their chest to show off their breasts, which doesnt flatter their appearance at all. And that, my friends, is a Reject Gooseblob!

Dennis: I badly need a date for Saturday dood, or my ass is grass...
Otis: You could take Eleanor!!
Dennis: Fuck no dood, shes a Reject Gooseblob!!
Otis: She ain't that bad...
Dennis: Are you kidding me? You seen her going down the stairs?
Otis: true...Ahh well...Guess I'll be the one waking up to a nice blowjob then...
*laughs* Seeya dood!

by Dennis the Pole Dancer May 15, 2008

goose

A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.

Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!

by Mervin Bethell March 16, 2004

GOOSENECK

I think that gooseneck risers must mean condomes in Tom Waits' song if gooseneck stands for penis

tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...

by mogens kruse January 6, 2005

Goosepoo

When a person wraps their poo in toilet paper and sticks it in the mailbox of another person.

"Dude, someone goosepooed me!"

Goose Poo

by Cazzass October 10, 2009

Gooseberry Bush

The ladies nether region

Her Gooseberry bush was overgrown and in need of a trim

by Ms Jellycakes April 7, 2011

goose noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.

My friend Andrew is a goose noodle.

by Amber? April 3, 2017