Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

by Local whore October 15, 2022

Spear Goblins

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.

Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.

by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022

Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.

Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)

by Oakleigh’s January 16, 2022

Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.

"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."

by Flatftw May 14, 2022

Goblin

𝗴𝗼𝗯·𝗹𝗶𝗻
/ˈɡäblən/

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

a previously unknown, unhyped NFT project that (of a price, volume, or amount) increases very steeply or rapidly

"Ima pick up a few floor pieces in case they goblin" - BluedipNFT

by BluedipNFT May 25, 2022

green goblin day

The day that ends may, which is referring to Spider-Man no way home where green goblin kills aunt may

Yo dude it’s green goblin day, I can’t wait for June

by Carnage730 May 31, 2022

Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm

PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin

by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022