by Bandwe January 14, 2020

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
by Born to ride Donald J. Trump May 1, 2025

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, April 28, 2021

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017

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by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 9, 2021

A kinda girlfriend is a girlfriend that is cool enough to not be your girlfriend girlfriend but pretty much is
by steve martin2345 July 2, 2017
