lukes girlfriend

where is she?
"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"
by Shane63 February 23, 2023
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josephs girlfriend

josephs girlfriend is cool 👌🏼Like super kewl
by CamisCool October 11, 2019
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Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 25, 2024
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brennan’s girlfriend

she is very beautiful and has gorgeous pink hair,, she is so sweet and loves her some brennan !! also known as lavagirl . ♡ .
wowwww look at brennan’s girlfriend she’s soo hawtttt !!!
by lavagirlllll March 06, 2020
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shotaro’s girlfriend

this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?

yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
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