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Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend 

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!
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gamer girlfriend 

The holy grail of girlfriends you love her she loves you but will leave you for master chief in a second
(You) Playing Xbox with ma gamer girlfriend

(Your friend) you wish

(You) STOP JUDGING ME!!!
gamer girlfriend by Pillow man September 4, 2015

piece of shit girlfriend

Someone who confuses night with afternoon.
It's evening not afternoon you piece of shit girlfriend!

national do whatever your girlfriend says day 

Every Saturday of the month is National do whatever your girlfriend says day. Girls get ready to tell your boyfriends what to do.
Guy 1: What are you doing Saturday?
Guy 2: I don't know whatever my girlfriend wants me to do.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.
guy 1: Oh ok damn sorry bud.

Boyfriend girlfriend 

Most overrated annoying thing ever created. It should be bannished. Its the main reason for crimes
Boyfriend girlfriendπŸ˜‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ˜ˆ

Lazy Girlfriend 

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.
Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.
Lazy Girlfriend by DKNJ420 December 24, 2008

The perfect girlfriend