gorilla golf

basketball

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.

by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023

Gorilla Tag

a virtual reality video game where you are capable of "knuckle walking" as a gorilla/monkey as the players enjoy calling it. you run using your hands, (no joysticks or teleportation,) and you want to run with the floor vertically to you. you want to jump as low as possible to get more speed. it is a very unique virtual reality game to others. people also like to call it a "Torture Method," said from people who are trash (deal with it) and people who when through pain from trying to long jump and hitting a flat screen tv.

Being defined "you want to play gorilla tag?"
"just bought a new gorilla tag cosmetic!"

by DKSWAGZ February 19, 2023

Gorilla

DP is a big black hairy gorilla

Dp is a big black hairy gorilla

by Monkeydp November 23, 2021

green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

by Alocksly February 13, 2021

staff gorilla

meaning: beautiful and amazing person

"You're a staff gorilla"
"omg thank you so much "

by bigmanpussyclartfamalam123 June 20, 2023

gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.

Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!

by Dbro555 February 21, 2012

GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.

Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!

by northerntitties February 20, 2022