female friendship

When you constantly feel like you’re caught between perving on your friend or murdering them.

The bond of female friendship between Rebecca and I is so strong that sometimes I genuinely want to murder her.

by Sad worms August 2, 2021

demonic females

Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.

That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.

by John Edgar Boston June 11, 2021

Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.

The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆

Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now

by 🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride B1tches July 8, 2021

female

synonym for fucking annoying

another word for female is fucking annoying

by Females = fucking annoying August 17, 2022

Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.

None shall show Female presenting nipple

by Clown from the trash dimension August 19, 2022

female

A bitch that complains all day on twitter, reddit and youtube to say how she hates men so much
then cries herself to bed after seeing the like to dislike ratio on her comment, wondering why no one likes her.

"That female is so annoying"

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 August 22, 2022