Feet Geek

A person who is obsessed with feet.

Me: Mike, I gotta be honest. I'm a feet geek. I love Avril Lavigne.

by Somewhat Schizo April 23, 2023

beluga whale feet

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.

Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.

by DanSatch June 22, 2019

pirate feet

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

Sinus feet street

The bad part of town. Everyone there is a tweaker and wears no shoes, so it smells.

-Why'd we have to drive through sinus feet street Joe?
-When I told you I wanted to see the zoo, and you agreed, well then here we are.

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Fay feet

It's the most beautiful , hot and sexy thing you can ever see or taste in your life .Amazing looking toes with amazing aroma you will be obsessed as everyone

Fay feet

by Darkewhite January 13, 2022

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Feet

Feet🤤

"I like feet"

by Small_White_Quacker December 13, 2023