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Facebook status

A feature of facebook which enables insecure upper middle class girls from the suburbs to make themselves feel heard, popular and befriended.

*status* "Why does life suck so much?"

*status* "Never give up on love <3"

Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.
Angelina: I can't believe my boyfriend broke up with me, i loved him!!! it was our third day together. I thought it was true love :(

Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad

*Angelina writes facebook status*

"I thought it was true love </3"

Attention seeking complete.
by skizzardthelizzard October 30, 2010
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Facebook purge

Going through your Facebook friends list and deleting people on your list that you either don't want to be associated with knowing or annoyed by their constant status updates.
Yeah, so I had a great Facebook purge last night. I got rid of half of my friends and it feels great.
by defriender March 31, 2012
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Facebook Jail

The state where you're blocked from adding friend because you tried to add the friends THEY RECOMMENDED in the first place.
"I wanted to 'friend you, but I'm in Facebook Jail."
by Bob Left September 25, 2011
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Facebook Slut

We all know one, a girl who friends random guys and hooks up with them. This girl will also have somewhat revealing pictures that scream "LOOK AT ME!" dumb slut
Guy 1: yooo this girl wants to chill shes already sent me a nude pic!

Guy 2: Maaaan she is such a Facebook slut she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other fuckin day!
by Pimpmacdaddy69 January 18, 2010
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Facebook Stalker

An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
by JE Castaneda December 25, 2008
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Facebook Coward

a Facebook coward is someone who posts something bold on your wall, and then blocks you to avoid getting the rebuttle
Angie is a facebook coward because she posted a contradictory message on my wall and before i could respond she blocked me.
by Derek Simonetti November 30, 2009
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facebook fever

AKA facebook addict. The period right after somebody joins FaceBook and becomes really obsessed and goes on all the time; always chats; always the first commenter on ALL pictures and statuses.
1: omg u havent been on facebook recently!! r u ok????? were u sick????
2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.
by Mr.Potato-Head March 26, 2009
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