Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.
Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
by Veranda Collingwood October 09, 2010
Going through your Facebook friends list and deleting people on your list that you either don't want to be associated with knowing or annoyed by their constant status updates.
Yeah, so I had a great Facebook purge last night. I got rid of half of my friends and it feels great.
by defriender February 13, 2012
The state where you're blocked from adding friend because you tried to add the friends THEY RECOMMENDED in the first place.
by Bob Left September 26, 2011
We all know one, a girl who friends random guys and hooks up with them. This girl will also have somewhat revealing pictures that scream "LOOK AT ME!" dumb slut
Guy 1: yooo this girl wants to chill shes already sent me a nude pic!
Guy 2: Maaaan she is such a Facebook slut she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other fuckin day!
Guy 2: Maaaan she is such a Facebook slut she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other fuckin day!
by Pimpmacdaddy69 January 19, 2010
An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
by JE Castaneda December 25, 2008
a Facebook coward is someone who posts something bold on your wall, and then blocks you to avoid getting the rebuttle
Angie is a facebook coward because she posted a contradictory message on my wall and before i could respond she blocked me.
by Derek Simonetti November 29, 2009
AKA facebook addict. The period right after somebody joins FaceBook and becomes really obsessed and goes on all the time; always chats; always the first commenter on ALL pictures and statuses.
1: omg u havent been on facebook recently!! r u ok????? were u sick????
2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.
2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.
by Mr.Potato-Head March 26, 2009