The same yesterday today and tomorrow.; Having the use of eyes to see and ears to hear.; Being alive in the present moment resisting peering into the future. The serpent.
Now the servant was more subtle than any beast of the field in which the lord god hath made. The present time.
by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025
Get the nowmug. The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.
by KoevHalev July 12, 2020
Get the The Kutty $nowmug. An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023
Get the lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOWmug. At 3am it's not night time, it's to-now.
by D_Money $ March 31, 2021
Get the To-nowmug. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. by HAHAnonono October 12, 2021
Get the hippidey hoppidy this is now my propertymug. Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”
Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”
Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 8, 2020
Get the poophard right nowmug.