One who fails at life
by Soapey May 1, 2020
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(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.
Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.
by Nestor W. March 5, 2008
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Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...
by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008
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1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.
2: Has a really long and annoying name.
3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.
1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.
2: Has a really long and annoying name.
3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.
1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"
2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"
3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"
Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?
Stephanie: Liek iknorite?
George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.
Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.
2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"
3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"
Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?
Stephanie: Liek iknorite?
George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.
Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.
by Nieow May 22, 2010
Get the failbook page mug.1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008
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