Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019

Mr Evans

A very handsome teacher.

Me and layla love him

Mr evans has a Hot aussie accent

by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021

Luke Evans

A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt

"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"

by Panam Logistics November 14, 2021

Evan

To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult

Woah, Look at that Evan.

You are such an Evan.

by weeaboohunter420begonstthotty April 19, 2018

drew evans

He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!

He's such a drew evans!!!!

by Karenrooney April 20, 2017

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022