Evan

Tweaker

Oh bro your Evan rn

by LarryLime November 19, 2023

Evan

An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.

I think everyone needs an Evan, just not my Evan.

by I_can_feel_it_in_my_nuggets April 2, 2025

Evan

Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight

Evan is God

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Evan

The guy you should marry because he likes you

Evan loves to suck penis

by The Man with the Pam September 13, 2022

evan

Simply mispelled "even"

Oh, I didn't evan noticed it at fist

by artzm May 9, 2021

Evan

Evan is the type of annoying little brother who left the Apple core in the basement

Evan is a dirty little shit

by Lossfloss July 13, 2020

Evan

Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.

Luca is being such an Evan

by seriouslykyle? January 28, 2018